1. Are you good looking?

I’m sexy as FUCK!

2. Are you popular?

I’m the shit. I’m basically too popular for the popular kids at my high school so I just go chill with the middle school kids.

3. What do you do for fun?

I do what any fucking awesome amazing people do, I eat chocolate covered frozen bananas.

4. Do you have a girlfriend?

No I don’t have a girlfriend. I have many.