1. Are you good looking?
I’m sexy as FUCK!
2. Are you popular?
I’m the shit. I’m basically too popular for the popular kids at my high school so I just go chill with the middle school kids.
3. What do you do for fun?
I do what any fucking awesome amazing people do, I eat chocolate covered frozen bananas.
4. Do you have a girlfriend?
No I don’t have a girlfriend. I have many.